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How to Survive Being a Cat Owner - Tongue-In-Cheek Advice and Cheeky Illustrations about Being a Cat Owner - cover

How to Survive Being a Cat Owner - Tongue-In-Cheek Advice and Cheeky Illustrations about Being a Cat Owner

Clive Whichelow, Mike Haskins

Publisher: Summersdale

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Summary

Cats are cuddly, furry, purry and loveable. They also happen to be the keepers of their own destiny – and utterly untrainable. So, if you’re going to make it as a cat owner, you’re going to need survival skills:
 
Reassure yourself: You’ll never have a more loyal companion (as long as you’re feeding it)
 
Think positively: If the cat claws holes in your curtains, at least it wasn’t your legs.
 
This mischievous little book will help see you through your years as a cat owner with tongue-in-cheek advice and cheeky illustrations.

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