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Cupid's Farewell Christmas

Clifford Evan, Sonny Quinn

Publisher: Radius Book Group

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181 years delivering toys has Santa Claus ready to call it quits.  He’s burnt-out, saddled with hemorrhoids, and needs to work Christmas Eve armed with a shotgun. On top of having to face a world on edge, now his favorite reindeer is AWOL on Christmas Eve. What's a not-so-jolly Saint Nick to do on what just might be his last Christmas?CUPID'S FAREWELL CHRISTMAS is a unique “kids book for adults" that's part-satire, part-social commentary, but ultimately a universal holiday tale of love, laughter, and redemption.Illustrated in a style that evokes the nostalgia of Christmas mornings past, CUPID'S FAREWELL CHRISTMAS is a hilarious and timeless story of identity, individuality, and what it means to have real courage.

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