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Alyssa in Atlanta

Chastity Veldt

Publisher: 4 Horsemen Publications

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Summary

Alyssa Dupont: She's tall, athletic, blonde, and she annoys the crap out of standup comic Jake Nilsen. She's the bar banager at the Popcorn Comedy Club where he's performing this weekend She's constantly teasing Jake and giving him a hard time, but Jake may turn the tables on her before the weekend is over, and then he'll be giving her the hard time.
Available since: 02/01/2021.

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