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Literally Best Jokes Ever - Jokes for Kids - cover

Literally Best Jokes Ever - Jokes for Kids

Chantelle Grace

Publisher: BroadStreet Publishing Group, LLC

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Summary

Don't spell part backwards.
It's a trap.

I go up but never come down. What am I?
Your age.

What does a dentist call his x-rays?
Tooth-pics!
What did the spider do on the computer?
It made a website.
The next time your young comedian is looking to serve up priceless entertainment, share Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. Get ready to throw your head back and laugh out loud, because these jokes do not quit!
If you think you have literally heard every joke that has ever been told, think again. Literally. Best. Jokes. Ever. is sure to have you holding your side and pleading for the giggles to stop! 
Available since: 08/01/2017.
Print length: 96 pages.

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