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The Grumpy Guide to Life - Observations by Grumpy Cat - cover

The Grumpy Guide to Life - Observations by Grumpy Cat

Cat Grumpy

Publisher: Chronicle Books LLC

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Summary

From the New York Times–bestselling demotivational guru: “Grumpy Cat wants you to embrace your inner grumpiness and tell the world to stop bothering you.” —North Shore News 
 
In a world filled with inspirational know-it-alls and quotable blowhards, only one figure is indifferent enough to tell the cranky truth: Grumpy Cat. Following the success of her New York Times–bestselling debut, everyone’s favorite disgruntled feline is back with this demotivational guide to everyday life, love, friendship, and more. Featuring many new photos of Grumpy Cat’s famous frown and packed with uninspiring observations, The Grumpy Guide to Life will help anyone get in touch with their inner grouch.
Available since: 08/05/2014.
Print length: 112 pages.

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