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You've Guac to Be Joking - I Love Avocados! - cover

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You've Guac to Be Joking - I Love Avocados!

Cat Faulkner

Publisher: Andrews McMeel Publishing

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Summary

Avocados are the celebrity of the fruit universe. This funny, illustrated collection pays homage to America's favorite fruit. Avocabra! Guaca-mole, Kiss My Hass! Let's Avocuddle!Puns and mash-ups celebrate global avo-obsession!
Available since: 03/05/2019.

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