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  W3t Laik A Wh0r3 - A Novel

  Ralph Clayton

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  Welcome to my glorious life. I'm PurpleCandyXXX the one and only, the majestic online WebStar and AdultPerformer. This world has never seen anyone else like me before. Born as a poor nobody in a forgotten Ukrainian village in the middle of nowhere, I was rightfully able to choke destiny with my very own two hands. I rose from the ashes of the old to become who I am now, your one and only eternal goddess. This is me, your delightful purple candy. Take my invitation and I shall make you free in my own Mesopotamian paradise. It's so devilish good, you'll never want to go back. Lose yourself inside me, it's not a wicked sin but a rightful choice that's easy to take and impossible to forget. Hear my song, the beautiful song of the Siren. Blissful Nirvana is waiting for you my dear fanatics, only if you're able to cross the thin line between this life and the next.

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  The Diary of a Secret Royal

  Henry Morris

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  The most scandalous Royal book of the year 
  In a rapidly changing world the Royal Family own swathes of the country, most of the seabed and more money than anyone could ever spend. It is the role of the Chamberlain of the NDAs to keep things that way. 
  From transgressions to successions, travesties to majesties, follow eighteen months in the life of trusted toady Fenton Footlicker Esquire as he takes Queen Elizabeth to rehab, foils a breakout from the Balmoral Labour Camp and runs a counter-espionage unit of royal lookalikes – the Crown Duals. 
  Fenton knows better than anyone that without the monarchy UK tourism would instantly collapse. Which is why he calls himself the Royal Flush: because he always cleans up the messes his charges leave behind. 
  In this latest work of fiction, Henry Morris presents a humorous satire of the Royal Family, with Fenton Footlicker Esquire, the planner, at the helm. The biographical pastiche reveals new secrets and transgressions, making it a top pick among the latest adaptations. 
  For fans of Richard Osman (The Last Devil To Die), Robert Galbraith (The Running Grave), Laura Shepherd-Robinson (The Square of Sevens), Amal El-Mohtar (This is How You Lose the Time War), and Wendy Holden (The Princess). 
  HarperCollins 2023

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  Further Adventures - A Novel

  Jon Stephen Fink

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  A classic rediscovered: Further Adventures is Jon Stephen Fink’s wildly original, uproarious novel of superheroes and survival, now available for the first time in a briefer, tighter, “director’s cut.” A novel that presaged works like Michael Chabon’s The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier & Clay, Further Adventures is the unforgettable story of one man’s half-blind but wholehearted attempt to right the wrongs of a society gone astray.

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  Beatdown in Bangkok

  Justin Fike, Adam G. Fleming

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  When the Stetson company has an opportunity to manufacture jeans in Thailand, the brand's heir apparent Jeff Stetson leaves Texas to visit on-site in Bangkok, only to find out that the proposed partnership threatens deplorable working conditions for the laborers. After getting kicked by a foreman while intervening to protect a helpless child, Jeff determines to enter a Muay Thai kickboxing tournament. Will Jeff get another whipping? Or will justice, and a good piece of steak, be served?The Stetson Jeff adventures are satire, comedy, action, adventure, inspired by all the great action movies you knew and loved in the 1980s. The main character is a cross between every Chuck Norris character and Forrest Gump. You'll laugh until you cry at Jeff's internal monologues and his detailed memory of various passages in Ranger Discoveries, by Jeff's hero, the Texas Ranger Jeremiah P. Johnstone.

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  The Crystal Crypt & Beyond the Door

  Philip K. Dick

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  Two early science fiction stories by the wonderful craftsman, Philip K. Dick. In the Crystal Crypt, taken from the 1954 Planet Stories, the war between Mars and Terra is about to erupt and earth has only merchants and salesmen to fight; can they carry out their mission?  Beyond the Door is a story that asks and answers the question: what lives beyond the door? And is it dangerous?  (Summary by Phil Chenevert)

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  Sketches Of The Fair Sex

  Anonymous

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  Sketches of the fair sex, in all parts of the world. To which are added rules for determining the precise figure, the degree of beauty, the habits, and the age of women, notwithstanding the aids and disguise of dress. It is our design to present a pleasing and interesting miscellany, which will serve to beguile the leisure hour, and will at the same time couple instruction with amusement. We have used but little method in the arrangement: Choosing rather to furnish the reader with a rich profusion of narratives and anecdotes, all tending to illustrate the FEMALE CHARACTER, to display its delicacy, its sweetness, its gentle or sometimes heroic virtues, its amiable weaknesses, and strange defects—than to attempt an accurate analysis of the hardest subject man ever attempted to master, viz—WOMAN. (Summary from the book)

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