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The Geeky Insults Handbook - 101 Geeky and Nerdy Insults - cover

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The Geeky Insults Handbook - 101 Geeky and Nerdy Insults

Brian Blair

Publisher: Lulu.com

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Summary

After writing The Creative Insults Handbook, I figured that was it. I'd written something weird, gotten out of my system and that's all there was to it. I was wrong!
I wasn't intending to do another handbook, but people started asking if I was going to make a nerd version. I even got some suggestions. I decided I couldn't deny the audience what they wanted. If people want to read it, I'm going to try to give it to them.
So here they are, 101 of the geekiest, nerdiest insults I could come up with. I hope you enjoy!
Available since: 10/18/2012.

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