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Condensed Novels: New Burlesques - cover

Condensed Novels: New Burlesques

Bret Harte

Publisher: Sovereign

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Summary

When I state that I was own brother to Lord Burleydon, had an income of two thousand a year, could speak all the polite languages fluently, was a powerful swordsman, a good shot, and could ride anything from an elephant to a clotheshorse, I really think I have said enough to satisfy any feminine novel-reader of Bayswater or South Kensington that I was a hero. My brother's wife, however, did not seem to incline to this belief.
Available since: 09/15/2016.

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