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Lovebirds vs Family - Love Can Get a Trucker Killed - cover

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Lovebirds vs Family - Love Can Get a Trucker Killed

Bjorn Peeters

Publisher: Tales Of Peeters

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Summary

Live happily ever after with his slightly perverse sweetheart, it's all Zeke wants. He knows she craves the same, but her wacky family threatens to kill him. What's a lovesick trucker to do? Crash a wedding and whisk her away from under the family's nose, of course! What couldn't go wrong?Get ready for the funniest lovebird jailbreak of all time! The first (standalone) short story in a series of many more knee-slapping shenanigans.
Available since: 02/24/2021.
Print length: 43 pages.

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