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Bad Dad Jokes - That's How Eye Roll - cover

Bad Dad Jokes - That's How Eye Roll

Bart King

Publisher: Gibbs Smith

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A goofy book celebrating the Dad Joke lifestyle and packed with puns and wordplay for your favorite punster. Bad Dad Jokes covers every aspect of the most simultaneously loathed and beloved joke form of all time: the pun. Includes quality pre-loaded puns, the taxonomy of the different types of wordplay, and famous punsters in history and on screen.

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