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Mulberry Meatstick for Milba

Baron Bunghole

Publisher: Baron Bunghole

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Summary

When little girls wish upon a star, they dream of dolls, friends, and most of all, prince charming. 
But what do big girls wish for when they get up there in years and haven't had their field plowed in awhile? 
Well, they wish for The Merry Meatstick Man. Yes, the Merry Meatstick Man! You know, that guy who brings meat to the desperate and needy. 
So what happens when this magical member finally meets his match? Dreadful, horrible things that are sure to end in a bang! 
Approximately 3,300 words.  
SEXUAL CONTENT WARNING 
Just to make it abundantly clear, this book contains graphic sexual descriptions involving a witch and leprechaun. It is intended for adults 18 and over, and is not suitable for children.
Available since: 03/25/2017.

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