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  Outside in My Dressing Gown -...

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  The Coda of Detective Frank Jones

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  Frank again is fired as a Charleston Detective and returns to Sullivan’s Island.There he becomes a Private Investigator, and studies law. He becomes an attorney.Yet to local politics, Frank’s chance to shine as an attorney is delayed.So he turns to what he knows best, Private Investigating. He is hired by the famousbi- sexual author Elizabeth Frazier. Frank’s task begins simple but winds up being twisted.He is paid to follow a popular local bouncer named Dan Flynn (Beth's cheating lover).Flynn too is bi-sexual and bi-polar. While ‘Beth’ is monitoring Dan’s infidelities, she plotsto commit other acts to gain revenge upon her gay/straight lover. After Dan Flynngoes missing in Sullivan’s Island, Jones decides to find Flynn on his own.Finding out the truth leads to a conflict of emotions he has not faced in a long timeA missing body, a murder and a Lesbian/Gay Rights courts case takes Jonesand his Pomeranian dog Trouble into troubled waters. Will Jones turn away from the truthor follow his new found passions?

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  The 2320 Funniest Quotes - The...

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  Presenting the best of the best from AllGreatQuotes.com, this uproarious volume features gems on every topic, from sex and money to spouses and politics. 
   
  From the witty quips of Mark Twain to the unintentionally hilarious gaffs of today’s celebrities, this collection of snappy quotes puts readers in hysterics. This uproarious volume has clever gems on every topic imaginable. It ranges from Oscar Wilde’s devious perspective on people (“Always forgive your enemies. Nothing annoys them so much.”) to Socrates’ ironic advice on marriage (“By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you’ll be happy; if you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher.”) to Julia Roberts’ view on keeping it real (“Your face tells a story—and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.”). The 2,320 FunniestQuotes is perfect for readers who want a cocktail party wisecrack, Facebook wall post, or witty retort, or who are just looking for a reason to smile. Laugh until you cry with such words of wisdom as . . . God gave man a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time. —Robin WilliamsMoney can’t buy you happiness, but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. —Spike MilliganSome cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go. —Oscar WildeThe answers to life’s problems aren’t at the bottom of a bottle, they’re on TV! —Homer SimpsonWhen I eventually met Mr. Right, I had no idea that his first name was “Always.” —Rita RudnerHappiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. —George Burns

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  Bluffer's Guide To Etiquette -...

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  Instantly acquire all the knowledge you need to pass as an expert in the world of etiquette and high society. Know what to say, what not to say, where to be seen, and what and what not to wear. Never again be found wanting when asked if someone is a PLU or a NQOCD, why port should be passed to the left, or how many air kisses you should aim at the proffered cheek of someone you barely know. Arm yourself with the essential words or phrases which have entered the etiquette lexicon from prerevolutionary France, and know not to mix up your droit du seigneur with your noblesse oblige. Bask in the admiration of your aristocratic hosts as you enquire politely about the place a table, pronounce confidently on whether the going is heavy or soft, and hold your own against the most sneering of posturing parvenus. Written by experts and offering readers the opportunity to pass off appropriated knowledge as their own, the Bluffer's Guides provide hard fact masquerading as frivolous observation in one witty, easy listen.

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