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Why Aren't You Smiling?

Alvin Orloff

Publisher: Manic D Press, Inc.

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Summary

When 14-year-old Leonard decides to quit being a Dweeb and instead joins the Burnouts, his “good boy” persona is abandoned as he embarks on a comically painful journey of self-discovery through an unconventional friendship with Rick, an older Jesus-freak barefoot hippie. Growing up in the 1970s has never before been portrayed with such delightful ludicrousness and heartrending tenderness.
Available since: 10/25/2011.

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