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The Wit and Wisdom of Mark Twain

Alex Ayres

Publisher: HarperCollins e-books

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Summary

Arranged alphabetically by topic, from Adam to Youth, and culled from his novels, speeches, letters, and conversations, this anthology of quotes is timeless and represents the very essence of Mark Twain -- hilarious, cranky, and insightful.
Available since: 05/11/2011.

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