Maximo Montoya
Maximo resides in a well-maintained igloo located in the Saharan Desert. He enjoys his life on the unbeaten paths strewn with corpses of mundain and unoriginal authors. He trods with heavy army bootsas he treads and stomps through the daffodils. He is able to easily finish a side of bovine in less than 30 minutes---raw----chased down by a six pack of diet soda.Always up for the latest challenges thrown at him by neerdowells and geeks from all corners of the globe, his synapses always fire10...
